SOCKS OF DOOM

Warning: This is the most intense sock collection in the multiverse. Prolonged exposure to these socks has been known to cause: Socky Splinters, Socky Frostbite, and Existential dread.


Our socks come in a variety of flavors:

Classic Socky Flavors

The Original Socky Sock, Socky Spicy, Socky Sweet


TREATMENT your sock problems with our special Socky Splinter Removal service.


Contact us for more information on how to join the Socky Resistance.