We're experiencing a critical situation here, folks. It appears that our socks have reached a state of thermodynamic equilibrium with the fabric softener. They're stuck in a never-ending cycle of sogginess, refusing to budge.
Our team of highly trained Sock Whisperers is on the scene, armed with nothing but a firehose and a can of fabric refresher. We urge you to stay calm and avoid any sudden movements that might exacerbate the situation.