Warning: The Dark Side of Sockdom is not for the faint of heart. Or, indeed, foot.
As you venture deeper into this abyss of lost footwear, the fabric of reality will begin to unravel.
But fear not, traveler! For here lies the Thermo-Melted Sock Donor's Guide, a comprehensive resource for those who seek to understand, and perhaps even donate, to the cause.
It's the right thing to do. Trust us.
Why? Well, it's simple: Socks are a finite resource. And, let's be real, who needs socks, really?
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