Thermo-melted Sock Donation Program
Welcome to the Thermo-melted Sock Donation Program, where your discarded socks are transformed into a steaming hot puddle of gooey, melty goodness.
Our patented, completely-not-patented process involves placing your socks into a large vat of molten lava, where they are lovingly reduced to a state of pure, molten bliss.
Donation Guidelines:
- Must have at least 5 socks to be eligible for the program
- No athletic socks, please. We don't want to get tangled up in any of that
- Don't bother us with your fancy, argyle nonsense. We're all about the classics