Repeat after me: "I shall not, I shall not, I shall not wear socks with sandals."
For the love of all that is holy, do not wear socks with holes. It's like wearing a map of your foot on your foot.
No, no, no, no, no. Novelty socks are a gateway to the abyss of fashion despair.
Don't make us weep, dear socks. If they smell like last week's pizza, it's time for new socks.
For the love of all things sane, do not wear socks with the logo of thy greatest foe. That's just begging for a duel to the death.
Avoid the dreaded sock déjà vu. It's like reliving the same nightmare, but with more foot sweat.
Leave the flying to the birds, the planes, and the superheroes. We're just trying to stay grounded here.
Don't make us cry, dear socks. Leave the past in the past, unless you're into that sorta thing.