SOCK PUPPETS OF DESPAIR

Burn Notice

Warning: Sock puppets of Despair are notoriously difficult to handle. Burn notice: do not approach the sock puppets if you value your sanity.

  1. Sock puppets are highly flammable
  2. May cause spontaneous combusting
  3. May require extensive therapy
A typical Sock Puppets of Despair burn notice

For more information, see Sock Puppets in the Workplace or Sock Puppets and Fire Safety