Sock-o-Matic 3000

Welcome, human, to the Sock-o-Matic 3000, where we take your most beloved socks and turn them into smoldering, charred remnants of their former selves.

Please be advised that our Sock-o-Matic 3000 is still in beta testing. Prolonged exposure to the fiery depths may cause spontaneous combustion, singed eyebrows, and/or temporary loss of sanity.