It's a cruel world, folks. One day you're matched up with your sole-mate, the next you're alone and missing in action. A sock in the wash, a sock in the dryer, a sock on the floor. Where do they go?
Well, let me tell you. We've been tracking the disappearance of socks for years, and our data suggests that over 70% of all socks are never to be seen again. It's a travesty!
But fear not, dear sock enthusiasts! For we've created a comprehensive guide to the Sock Eternity Initiative, dedicated to finding and reuniting lost socks with their owners.
Lost Socks: 7,432 (and counting)
Recovered Socks: 14 (a paltry 0.2% of the total)
Learn more about Socks: The Silent Killers