INKING AWAY THE COMPETITION
Here, in the heart of the Socky McSockface empire, our master dyers toil away, creating the most resplendent, the most riotous, the most utterly bewildering sock colors the world has ever seen.
Welcome, brave adventurer, to the realm of Socky McSockface, where the art of dyeing ones' socks is a matter of life and death.
Here, in the heart of the Socky McSockface empire, our master dyers toil away, creating the most resplendent, the most riotous, the most utterly bewildering sock colors the world has ever seen.