Welcome, land-dweller, to our underwater lair of fantastical footwear.
We specialize in dyeing socks that defy the laws of mortal men. Our mermaid mistress, Calypso, has woven these wondrous socks using the essence of the finest seaweed and the tears of the rarest sea creature.
Would you like to see our dye methods?
Or perhaps you'd rather peruse our legendary sock collection?