Method 2: Submethod 2-3 - Sock Dye Lab
For the truly adventurous dyes, we have Method 2: Submethod 2-3, the most unpredictable and volatile dyeing experience in all the land! This submethod is not for the faint of heart, as it involves injecting the socks directly with a cocktail of paint thinner, motor oil, and last night's Chinese takeout.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
- Temporary blindness due to colorant overexposure
- Permanent scarring from the inevitable explosions
- Uncontrollable urge to reorganize your sock drawer
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Caution: Do not attempt Method 2: Submethod 2-3 unless you have a strong stomach, a love of risk-taking, and a comprehensive insurance policy.
Return to Main Method 2 or Proceed to Method 3: The Fuzzy Rainbow