Chaos Theory: The Sock Method
Where the fabric of space-time is torn asunder by the unpredictability of sock placement.
Method 4: The Sock Puppeteer - Where the laws of physics are bent to the whims of the sock drawer.
The Sock Inflation Theory - Where socks expand beyond the confines of the fabric, threatening to engulf all of existence.
For further reading on the terminology and advanced theories, see the Sock Encyclopedia.