Chaos Theory: The Sock Method

Where the fabric of space-time is torn asunder by the unpredictability of sock placement.

Method 4: The Sock Puppeteer - Where the laws of physics are bent to the whims of the sock drawer.

The Sock Inflation Theory - Where socks expand beyond the confines of the fabric, threatening to engulf all of existence.

For further reading on the terminology and advanced theories, see the Sock Encyclopedia.

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