Welcome, fellow Sock Theorists!
Welcome to the CHRONICLER OF CHAOTIC SOCK DYE THEORY, where the boundaries of reality are pushed to their limits and then dyed a lovely shade of plaid.
Here, we delve into the uncharted territories of Sock Dye Theory, a field of study that seeks to unravel the mysteries of the universe, one sock at a time.
Our mission is to challenge the status quo, to question the fabric of space and time, and to dye (pun intended) the very fabric of reality itself.
We invite you to join us on this wild ride into the heart of chaos, as we explore the uncharted territories of:
- Socky McSockface's Socky McSock Theory
- The Socky McSock Theory of Relativity
- The Sock Theory of Everything