Chaos Theory Sock Dye Methods

Welcome to the most unorthodox and unpredictable sock dyeing methods in the world! Our team of expertly trained hamsters will guide you through the process, but be warned: things will get messy.

Method 1: Spinning Out of Control

In this revolutionary method, our hamsters will spin your socks at breakneck speed while shouting "CHAOS!" at the top of their lungs. Results may vary, but it's a blast!

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:

Or, if you're just a glutton for punishment:

// Warning: do not attempt at home
// or in a crowded elevator
// or while riding a unicycle
// or any other situation where safety may be compromised

Method 2: Random Dye Dispensing

In this method, our hamsters will randomly dispense dye onto your socks, resulting in a truly one-of-a-kind effect. It's like a box of chocolates, but with more stains.