It's-a me, Zeus! King of the gods, ruler of the skies, and now, ruler of the sock drawer!
It seems I've made a bit of a magic mistake with my trusty sock-dyeing spell. Instead of turning your socks a dashing shade of blue, they've turned a rather... interesting shade of plaid.
Don't worry, mortals! I'll do my best to fix the mess and turn your socks back into something resembling normalcy.
You can help me fix the problem, or just ignore it and pretend like it never happened.