Mistake of the Gods - A Brief History
It is said that Zeus, King of the gods, was once a master of the ancient art of sock dyeing. His method, passed down from Mount Olympus, involved a series of intricate steps, including the use of ambrosial colors and the application of divine tension.
Little is known of the specifics, but historians believe that Athena, goddess of wisdom, may have actually improved upon Zeus' method, incorporating the use of mortal materials and a dash of mortal ingenuity.
But what of Krampus, the horned king of the underworld? His method, a dark and foreboding tale of thread and dye, is shrouded in mystery and terror. Some say it involves the use of actual magic... Read on for more.
