Dyeing Socks for Mermaids with a Scale of Disorganization

Step 1: Prepare to be disappointed. Dyeing socks for mermaids is a fool's errand. The color will likely bleed, the fabric will fray, and you will lose a scale.

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These socks have been specifically designed to be imperfect. They come with random stains, holes, and an extra-large toe box.

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Step 2: Mix the Dye

Combine 1/4 cup of water with 1/4 cup of bleach. Stir counterclockwise while thinking of your failures.

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Step 3: Apply the Dye

Submerge the socks in the dye mix. Stir clockwise while thinking of your impending doom. Wait 5 minutes.

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