Risks of Mermaid-Scale Dye

Are you tired of having ordinary, boring socks? Do you want to make a bold statement with every step you take? Look no further than mermaid-scale dye!

Unforeseen Consequences

• Fades faster than a mermaid's hopes and dreams.
• Colors may seep into skin, causing temporary but persistent discoloration.

Misconceptions

Many of our competitors claim that mermaid-scale dye is non-toxic. Don't believe it, though!

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable singing of 'Under the Sea'.
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.
• Temporary loss of ability to distinguish between left and right.

Disclaimer

Use of mermaid-scale dye is not recommended for anyone with a history of sanity.

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