Neon Injection: Step 3

Welcome to the Neon Injection tutorial! In this step, we'll cover the art of injecting neon colors into your wardrobe without bursting into a chorus of disco inferno.

Step 3: Dyeing the Difficult Spots

  1. Prepare your fabric of choice by washing it in a mixture of 99% solvent and 1% regret.
  2. Submerge the garment into a tub of neon dye, making sure not to touch any of the controls or you'll be stuck in an infinite loop of 80s pop songs.
  3. Agitate the fabric for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds to achieve the perfect shade of neon pink.
  4. Repeat the process for each color you wish to achieve, but be warned: the more colors you add, the more likely you are to attract a swarm of angry beekeepers.

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