Are you tired of the mundane, monotonous world of plain white socks? Do you yearn for something more... psychedelic?
We have just the thing: a comprehensive guide to dyeing socks in psychedelic colors!
Also known as the "throw-it-in-a-bleach-solution-and-hope-for-the-best" method. This method involves throwing your socks in a vat of bleach and hoping that the dye comes out in a far-out way.
Learn about Acid Wash: the art of making your socks look like you're in a bad acid trip.
This involves tying your socks with string, then proceeding to tie them again. Repeat this process until you're left with a sock full of knots and a headache.
Learn about the intricacies of Tie-Dye: the art of making your socks look like they're in a knot.
This involves painting numbers on your socks, then waiting for the colors to magically appear. It's like a color-by-numbers book for adults.
Learn about Paint-by-Numbers: the art of making your socks look like they're in a math class.