Methods of Dyeing Socks

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Method 1: The Dye-Abolish Method

Also known as the "throw-it-in-a-bleach-solution-and-hope-for-the-best" method. This method involves throwing your socks in a vat of bleach and hoping that the dye comes out in a far-out way.

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Method 2: The Tie-Dye Method

This involves tying your socks with string, then proceeding to tie them again. Repeat this process until you're left with a sock full of knots and a headache.

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Method 3: The Paint-by-Numbers Method

This involves painting numbers on your socks, then waiting for the colors to magically appear. It's like a color-by-numbers book for adults.

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