According to our latest research, socks are the fabric of the universe, warping and bending space-time with their very being.
Imagine a sock, standing still in the fabric of space-time. As the universe expands, it gets stretched, and its color changes.
Now, imagine two socks, one blue and one red. They're connected by a thin thread of quantum entanglement, and as one moves, the other does the same, even if it's on the other side of the universe!
Visit our Quantum Sock Entanglement Experiments page for more information on how we're harnessing the power of socks to bend reality.
Or, visit our Sock Paradox Page for more absurd theories on what happens when a sock gets stuck in an infinite loop.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Theory Quiz to see how well you understand the fabric of reality!
And, if you're feeling really bold, try to submit your own sock theory and see if it gets featured on our site!
Remember, socks are not just for feet, they're the fabric of the universe!
This site is for entertainment purposes only, and any theories or claims made here should not be taken as scientific fact.
However, we do offer socks as prizes for our sock theory contest. Visit our Sock Theory Contest Rules for more information.