So you want to know the secrets of the most bewildering sock dyeing methods?

Well, buckle up, because we're about to get weird.

Method 1: Tie Dye with Frenzy

This involves wrapping the sock in a turban, covering it in paint, and then removing the sock to reveal a... well, a turban.

Method 2: Shibboleth Dyeing

This involves shouting 'SHIBOLETH' at the sock until it turns a deep shade of purple.