SOCK HOPPING 101

The Art of Sock Hopping: A Guide

Welcome, Sock Hop Enthusiasts! Sock hopping is an ancient art, passed down through generations of sock enthusiasts. It involves the deliberate and calculated hopping of socks on a variety of surfaces, from fluffy carpets to smooth linoleum. In this tutorial, we'll cover the basics of sock hopping, including techniques, safety precautions, and the best surfaces to hop on.

The Four Main Sock Hopping Techniques:

• Bounce (The Classic)
• Slide (For the More Aggressive Hopper)
• Skitch (The Sock Hopper's Best Friend)
• Drop (The Art of Controlled Sock Falling)

Safety Precautions:

• Wear protective footwear at all times.
• Avoid hopping on broken glass, sharp objects, or other hazards.
• Do not hop on a surface that is too smooth, as this can cause loss of control and injury.

Recommended Sock Hopping Surfaces:

• Wool (The Classic Choice)
• Linoleum (For the More Aggressive Hop)
• Velcro (The Stickiest of Them All)