**Welcome to the most absurd and bewildering philosophical treatise on the subject of Socky Socky-ness.**
**What is Socky Socky-ness, you ask?** It's a state of being simultaneously enthralled and repulsed by the majesty of socks.
**There are many methods to achieve Socky Socky-ness, but here are a few:**
**But be warned: achieving Socky Socky-ness is a lifelong pursuit, fraught with peril and existential dread.**
**Proceed with caution (and several dozen socks).**
**Or, you know, just click on one of these links and see where it takes you...**
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