Are you tired of boring socks? Do you yearn for the thrill of accidentally dyeing your favorite sweater with a splash of vibrant color? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to SparkleBombing your socks into a kaleidoscope of color!
Step 1: Gather your socks, a cup of hot water, and a dash of creativity.
Step 2: Add a few drops of dye to the water, making sure to stir counterclockwise for optimal results.
Step 3: Soak those socks in the colored concoction for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds. Any less, and they'll be dull. Any more, and they'll be... well, you get the idea.
For a more... unpredictable experience, try our AccidentalBombing method.