For those who dare to dream of socks that defy gravity, we have just the thing. Our superpositioning dye method lets you paint your socks on the ceiling, and watch as they defy the laws of physics and hang in mid-air, taunting you with their very existence.
First, you'll need to mix our special superpositioning dye with your favorite beverage. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes. Then, while wearing a pair of sturdy gloves, carefully paint the mixture onto the ceiling using a toothbrush. As the dye takes hold, your socks will begin to superpose, existing in two or more places at once. It's magic, really.
We can't promise that superpositioning won't cause spontaneous singularity events, but we've never seen that happen. Yet. Probably. Maybe.
Don't wait any longer to experience the thrill of superpositioned socks! Order now and receive a free pair of socks that are definitely not just painted on the ceiling, probably.