Technicolor Sock Dye Methods 3.0

For the truly discerning sock enthusiast

Using our patented Technicolor Method 3, we achieve a true rainbow of color that's almost as vibrant as your personality!

Step 1: Prepare Socks for Dyeing

Sort by color, or just wing it.
Submerge in dye bath.
Wait for the magic to happen.

Step 2: Add Technicolor Tints

Red 1% - The classic "I'm a functioning member of society" red.
Blue 2% - Because who doesn't love a good "I'm a morning person" vibe?
Green 3% - For when you want to "go green" in more ways than one.

Step 3: Blend for Maximum Chroma

Mix, match, and mayhem.
Stir in some sparkle.
Stand back and behold the Technicolor Method 3.

Disclaimer: Results may vary, but not as much as your ego after wearing these Technicolor socks.

For the truly advanced sock enthusiast, go to Method 4.

Tip: Technicolor Method 3 is not recommended for those with sensitive souls or faint hearts.