SOCKS: Dyeing Methods with Beer for a Cause
Because who needs socks that are just plain and boring? Not us! Our expert team of highly trained, highly inebriated technicians have perfected the art of dyeing socks using beer. And by "highly inebriated," I mean "completely sober but with a strong stomach for adventure."
Our methods are as follows:
- Method 1: The Pilsner Puddle - A delicate process involving a fine German lager and a hint of creativity.
- Method 2: The IPA Infiltration - A bold, hoppy approach to dyeing, guaranteed to leave you feeling hoppily fulfilled.
- Method 3: The Stout Stain - A rich, bold process involving a dark, mysterious stout and a dash of whimsy.
- Method 4: The Wheat Wine Wash - A crisp, refreshing method using a wheat beer and a splash of citrus.