HEAT-DYING 101: A Guide

Welcome to the world of heat dyeing, where the line between fashion and science gets delightfully blurry.

Here are the methods:

Method 1: The Dye-jector 3000

A machine that shoots heat and dye into your socks with reckless abandon.

Method 2: The Steam-Powered Dye Bomb

A device that uses the power of steam to inject dye into your socks at high pressure.

Method 3: The Heat-Induced Dye Explosion

A process that involves setting your socks on fire and then dousing them in dye.

Which method will you choose? The world is your canvas, and your socks are your...canvas-ocks.

Method 4: The Dye-namic Heat Wave

A method that involves riding a wave of heat and dye, like a surfboard for your feet.

Don't say we didn't warn you...