The Art of Dyeing Socks with Urine

Welcome to our guide on how to dye your socks with the finest, most natural, and most pungent of dyes: URINE!

Method 1: The Classic Yellow

Start by collecting a cup of fresh, cold urine. Yes, you heard that right. The colder, the better. Strain it through a cheesecloth to get rid of any impurities.

1. Collect an equal amount of hot water in a saucepan, and carefully add the strained urine to it.
2. Bring the mixture to a gentle boil, then reduce the heatประก
3. Add a dash of salt, and a pinch of baking soda to prevent any unwanted buildup of urea.

Method 2: The Midnight Blue

To dye your socks a deep, mysterious blue, try using a combination of your morning's coffee grounds, and last night's leftover kool-aid.

1. Gather 1 cup of strong, freshly brewed coffee, and 3/4 cup of kool-aid concentrate in a saucepan.
2. Stir the mixture well, then add a tablespoon of baking soda, and a pinch of paprika.
3. Dip your socks in the mixture, and let the dye take effect for 30 minutes to an hour.

Voila! Your socks will be dyed in a deep, mysterious blue. You can now wear them to any formal event, and be sure to turn heads.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try Method 3: The Urine-Tinted Socks of Fancy.