Welcome to the lair of Sock Dye Monstera, where we serve up a side of anarchy with every dye.
Monstera, our founder and chief dye-ologist, has been dyeing socks for the revolution since 1999. Our mission is simple: to make a statement with every stitch.
Our dyes are a fusion of art and anarchy, with a pinch of existential dread. We don't just dye socks, we dye the fabric of society.
It's a long and winding road to becoming a Sock Dye Monstera, but here's a glimpse of what it takes:
1. Gather materials: We source the finest, most uncomfortable materials for our dyes.
2. Mix and match: Combine the uncombinable, the incompatible, the utterly absurd.
3. Dye the socks: With a flourish of chaos and a dash of despair.
4. Repeat: Until the socks are just right.
Want to join the ranks of the Sock Dye Monstera? It's a tough crowd, but we welcome the brave and the bold.
Click here to download our application form, or here for our 37-page manifesto.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can custom-dye your own masterpiece.