Q: Can I dye my socks neon?
A: Oh, why not?
Q: Will neon dye stain my hands?
A: Only temporarily. Like, until you're a shade of grey.
Q: Can I use neon dye on other things besides socks?
A: Sure, why limit yourself? You can dye your favorite pillow, your pet rock, or even the moon (just don't tell NASA).
Q: Is neon dye safe?
A: Safe? Ha! That depends on your definition of "safe". We're talking about a substance that's 99% pure, unadulterated awesomeness, and 1% potentially hazardous to your health and the environment. Use at your own risk, friend.
Q: How do I care for my neon-dyed socks?
A: Wash them in hot water, dry them in a nuclear reactor, and then iron them with a blowtorch. Just kidding... sort of.
Q: What's the best way to remove neon dye from my skin?
A: A gentle scrub with soap and water, a soothing massage, and a few hours of therapy. Or just, you know, use a bit of olive oil and some elbow grease. We're not exactly scientists here.