Why Socks?
Because, let's face it, you're going to need something to hold your pants up when the inevitable societal collapse happens, and we can't have you wandering around in your undergarment-less state.
We've got a team of expert Sockologists who scour the globe for the most durable, most comfy, most likely-to-keep-you-from-getting-bitten-by-a-raccoon-in-the-apocalypse socks out there.