Warning: These socks are so bold, they'll make you a target for sneaky squirrels.
Features:
• 100% cotton for maximum comfort (and maximum itchiness)
• Striped pattern that'll make you the envy of all your friends (and possibly some strangers)
• Guaranteed to make you walk into at least one doorframe
• May require frequent sock rotation due to excessive wear
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Time remaining before your eyes bleed from excessive sock gazing:
60 minutes