Our Secret Recipe for the Perfect Sock

Ingredients:

1 cup of cotton
1/2 cup of elastic
1/4 cup of sparkles
1/4 cup of sass

Instructions:

Stir until combined.
Stir some more.
Repeat until the mixture becomes sentient.
Behold, the perfect sock!

Side effects:

May cause excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and a deep sense of existential dread.

Not recommended for those with a weak constitution.

Code for those who want to automate their sock production:


		// Import the necessary libraries
		import java.util.cotton = 1
		import java.util.elastic = 0.5
		import java.util.sass = 0.25
		// Mix the ingredients
		mix(cotton, elastic, sass)
		// Stir until sentient
		stir(mix)
		// Behold, the perfect sock!
		print(sentientSock)