Warning: Do Not Attempt to Logic with Socks
Dear Sock-of-the-Month Club member,
As you know, our esteemed leader, Betty, has decreed that our office is in dire need of a sock-based solution to our productivity woes. We're talking, of course, about Socks for Coworkers.
Our latest shipment includes:
Don't bother trying to make sense of it. Just take the socks and go.
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