We're currently out of our signature "I'm not late" socks. Sorry.
However, we have some "I'm running a bit behind schedule" socks that are 50% off!
Meet our fearless leader, Bob. He'll be happy to help you with your order.
Check out our department's order form for more information.
Order 12345: "Just in time" collection
Order 54321: "Fashionably late" collection
Order 98765: "Who cares?" collection
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