The Sock Dyeing Technique 1: A Guide

Step 1: Gather materials

Acquire a selection of vibrant dyes in the following colors:

Step 2: Prepare the socks

Sort and clean the socks, removing any lingering stains or odors.

Step 3: Apply the dye

Using a combination of art and science, carefully apply the dye to the socks.

Step 4: Wait for magic to happen

Let the socks sit for an unspecified period of time, during which they will magically transform into a vibrant, technicolor wonderland.

Technique 2: The Sock Dyeing Technique of Madness

Technique 3: The Sock Dyeing Technique of Despair

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Socks may still smell funny.