Step 1: Gather materials
Acquire a selection of vibrant dyes in the following colors:
Step 2: Prepare the socks
Sort and clean the socks, removing any lingering stains or odors.
Step 3: Apply the dye
Using a combination of art and science, carefully apply the dye to the socks.
Step 4: Wait for magic to happen
Let the socks sit for an unspecified period of time, during which they will magically transform into a vibrant, technicolor wonderland.
Technique 2: The Sock Dyeing Technique of Madness
Technique 3: The Sock Dyeing Technique of Despair
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Socks may still smell funny.