SOCKS: DYING IN A WORLD OF CHEMICALS

Methods

• Acid Bath Dyeing
• Heat Transfer
• Steam Dyeing (Experimental!)

Chemicals

• Indigo Dye (May cause existential dread)
• Mercury Dye (Caution: May damage your local ecosystem)
• Lemon Juice (Side effects: temporary loss of citrus flavor in your mouth)

Side Effects

• May cause irreversible fashion sense damage
• May lead to spontaneous combustion
• Not recommended for socks with sentimental value

Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist Sock Dyeing Institute does not condone or recommend any method of sock dyeing that may cause harm or discomfort. Our methods may be hazardous, but our sense of style is non-negotiable.

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Caution: Do not attempt to recreate at home. Seriously, don't.