RULE 1: WE'RE NOT IN CHARGE

Let's get one thing straight: we're not in charge. Like, at all. Our "authorities" are actually just a bunch of cats in tiny hats, and our "decisions" are really just them randomly pointing at things.

So, if you're looking for a "ruling" or a "directive," don't bother. We're just here to confuse you with our non-existent rules.

Proceed to Rule 2: WE'RE STILL NOT IN CHARGE