Phase 2: The Sock Dyeing Methodology

In this phase, we're getting fancy. We're talking tie-dye, folks. Because who needs normal clothes when you can have a rainbow in your closet?

Here's a breakdown of the techniques we'll be using:

Technique 3: The Fuzzy Sock

Also known as the "I-have-no-control-over-my-life" technique, this involves throwing a bunch of random colors at the sock and hoping for the best.

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Read the appendix for a detailed breakdown of our thought process (or lack thereof). Next Up: Technique 4, where we pretend to be experts. Go back to Technique 2, because you clearly need more practice. Go back to Phase 2, because you're clearly lost.