Welcome, mortal, to the esteemed Socks RITA, where art meets footwear. I, RITA, am the one who holds the fate of your footwear in my hands.
I have a vast collection of the most exquisite socks, carefully curated to make your feet weep with joy. But be warned: once you enter my lair, there's no turning back.
For the sake of your footwear's sanity, I offer:
And for the truly daring: