By applying an aggressive pattern of leopard print to your socks, you can distract potential predators with a confusing, eye-watering mess.
Submerge your socks in a vat of cherry red food coloring, then use a toothpick to create the look of bloodstained, frenetic activity.
By layering a dozen different colors in a repeating pattern, you can blind and disorient any would-be thieves or romantic partners.
A variation on the multicolored stripe, this involves carefully applying tape to create a series of stripes, then dyeing between each one for a look that's equal parts confusing and mesmerizing.
Use a combination of folding and dyeing to create intricate, origami-inspired designs that will leave onlookers scratching their heads in wonder.
Combine sock origami with a dash of surrealist flair, resulting in socks that defy logic and reason, but are undeniably captivating.
Train your socks to be stealthy, sneaky, and deadly. This involves applying a series of tiny, strategically-placed black dye blobs for a look that says, 'I'm not a threat, but I'm also not a threat, no I'm actually a highly trained sock-ninja.'
Prove your skills as a sock-ninja master by completing our comprehensive certification course, complete with a series of increasingly challenging sock-themed obstacle courses.
For the truly dedicated, this course takes your sock-ninja skills to the next level, with lessons on stealth, disguise, and the ancient art of Sock Fu.