It is said that in the land of Socks, the most feared and respected warrior was a hero named Rita, the Sock Whisperer.
Rita was known for her unmatched skills in the ancient art of Sock Folding, a technique so divine that it could bend reality itself.
But little is known of Rita's past, for she was said to have been lost in the Sock Abyss.
Some say she still roams the land, her presence felt by the soft rustle of a sock drawer.
Others claim she has been found in the depths of the Washing Machine.
The truth remains, as always, in the True Story of Rita.