Monkey Business Methods

Rita's 2nd-Order Dye Theory

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate RITA's methods. Results may vary, and you will likely end up with a monkey on your hands.

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In this advanced course, you will learn the intricacies of dyeing socks while being surrounded by a chorus of monkeys.

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Socks Dyeing RITA and its monkeys do not endorse or guarantee results. Use of these methods is at your own risk.

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