Rita's Sock Dyeing Monkey Methods

Welcome to Rita's Monkey Methods, where the most discerning monkey has a say.

Rita's patented Sock Dyeing Monkey Method 4: The bonus round of colors.

• Step 1: Prepare the Monkey
• Step 2: Dye the Sock
• Step 3: Wait for the Monkey
• Step 4: Profit from the Monkey's Labor

Side effects of the Monkey Methods may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to yell "Monkey see, monkey do!"
• Involuntary use of monkey-related idioms
• Increased risk of being eaten by a monkey