Rita's Sock Dyeing Monkey Methods
Welcome to Rita's Monkey Methods, where the most discerning monkey has a say.
Rita's patented Sock Dyeing Monkey Method 4: The bonus round of colors.
- Step 1: Prepare the Monkey
- Step 2: Dye the Sock
- Step 3: Wait for the Monkey
- Step 4: Profit from the Monkey's Labor
Side effects of the Monkey Methods may include:
- Uncontrollable urge to yell "Monkey see, monkey do!"
- Involuntary use of monkey-related idioms
- Increased risk of being eaten by a monkey