We take your socks, and we make them better. Or worse. We're still figuring it out.
Step 1: Collect your socks, any color, any pattern. We'll take them.
Step 2: Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sock engineers will sort and categorize them.
Step 3: Select the color you want your socks to be.
Step 4: Watch as our patented Sock-O-Matic 4000 dyes your socks with an alarming lack of precision.
Step 5: Enjoy the thrill of not knowing what you'll get.
We have many other services available. Check them out:
Sock Repair: Because sometimes you just can't let go.
Sock Cleaning: We'll get the stains out, but not the memories.