The Sock Dyeing Awards: A Celebration of the Most Unlikely of Heroes

Best Sock Puddle

And the winner is... Socky McPuddlepants for his record 5,432 consecutive hours of puddling in the break room.

Meet Sock Norris, whose 'Meh' design has been a staple of office fashion for 3 years running.

Stay tuned for more award announcements!