Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is John's Socks?
A: It's a sock empire built on a foundation of questionable taste and an endless supply of mismatched footwear.
Learn more about our sock-filled worldQ: What kind of socks do you sell?
A: We sell socks with a hint of desperation. Our inventory is curated by a committee of highly caffeinated individuals who are secretly all in their pajamas.
Browse our collection of socksQ: Can I return my socks?
A: Only if you can prove that you're a time-traveler from a parallel universe where socks are actually worth the investment.