The Sock Collection of John the First

Welcome to John's Sock Gallery, where the world's most majestic, the most hideous, and the most confounding socks reside.

Socks of Unimpeachable Proportions

View the Sock of Utter Disproportion A sock that defies the laws of physics

Socks with Questionable Taste

Behold, the Sock of Unseemly Patterns! A sock that defies the laws of good taste

Socks that Defy Description

Behold, the Sock of Unutterable Horror! A sock that defies all understanding

Socks that Defy Logic

Behold, the Sock of Unfathomable Proportions! A sock that defies the laws of sanity
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